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- Store status
- Coming soon
- Scheduled release
- 9 November 2026
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- Release date
- 9 November 2026
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Welcome to Xiao D!
Thank you for signing up for our latest AI assistant. To provide you with a better, more personalized experience, we’d like to learn a bit about your interests and daily habits through a simple chat.
Let’s get started! And don’t worry—we certainly won’t go around banning accounts for no reason. Really!
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This is an absurd, humorous, choice-based dialogue game. You’ve signed up for a state-of-the-art AI assistant—but its internal judgment system seems to have a few... glitches, and it’s currently banning users left and right.
Choose your words carefully! If you arouse Xiao D’s suspicion, your account will be toast!
Dialogue Strategy: As the AI fires off questions, choose your answers with care. One careless response, and Xiao D will set its sights on you.
Identity Verification: Yes—sorry about this—but such is the nature of the internet: you’ll constantly be subjected to various verification tests to prove you aren’t a robot.
Escalating Tensions: Xiao D will keep evolving its tactics. How long can you keep your account from getting banned?
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Xiao D is committed to providing a safe, friendly, and personalized experience for every user.
Your account has been banned.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
Steam currently lists 9 Nov 2026 as the release date.