Your Wife and Your Mother

- Two lively desktop pets: Your wife and your mom each have their own temper. They get hungry, tired, and grumpy — and they'll smile back when you take good care of them.

- Daily care: Light fireworks, talk, play, let them rest. Don't let any of the four stats run out — and if someone starves and collapses, a pepper brings them back.

- Desktop garden: Plant pepper trees on the left side of the screen. They sow and harvest on their own — and you'd better watch out for worms sneaking in to steal a bite. Kick them away.

- Fireworks workshop: Peppers can be crafted into firework tubes, and tubes can spell out words for letter fireworks. Dozens of explosion styles unlock as you play, combining into 18,000 different effects.

- Two-player drama: Your wife and mom start fights, make up, and whisper to each other on their own. The worse their mood, the more likely they hit back — no one-sided beatdowns here.

- Desktop-friendly: Adjustable size, mouse passthrough. The transparent window never gets in your way, and it steps aside automatically during fullscreen games.

- Mod skins: Any character you like can be a desktop pet. Built-in skin swapping — change characters freely.

- 39 achievements: From "First Harvest" to "Fireworks Expert" — and every achievement is celebrated with fireworks.

A wife and a mom, have moved onto your desktop.

They get hungry, tired, and moody, and they secretly cheer up because you care. While you get on with your own things, they live their own lives in the corner of the screen — bickering over nothing, huddling up to whisper, and when they're really bored, going at each other.

Caring for them — Your wife and mom each have four stats: fullness, stamina, mood, and affection. When hungry they need peppers, when tired they need sleep, and when unhappy they need you to sit down and talk with them. Go too long without peppers and they'll collapse from hunger — feed them one pepper and they're back on their feet.

Planting a pepper patch — The garden is on the left of the screen, and pepper trees bear fruit one by one. Pick them to feed the girls, or save them as firework material. When fruit appears, stay sharp: worms will crawl in from the edge of the screen to steal a bite, and you'll have to get them up to kick it away — kick it cleanly and there's an achievement in it.

Putting on a fireworks show — Peppers can be crafted into firework tubes, and tubes can spell out words to launch letter fireworks. There are dozens of explosion styles, unlocked level by level the longer they're online — from the humblest little bloom all the way to a full-screen spectacle.

Watching them together — In two-player mode, your wife and mom start their own interactions: fights, make-ups, play, and whispers. Who hits back depends on their mood, and the worse it is, the more they retaliate — you'll never see one side just taking a beating. And if you can't stand watching, one drag of the mouse pulls them apart.

Desktop manners — Transparent window, scalable characters, mouse passthrough, menu and tray, all included. They never steal your focus, and you can mute them or send them all off to rest with a single click.