Crack the Bills

The diner closed at dawn. The register is empty, the envelopes keep coming, and the only thing left in the drawer is Grandma's wooden spoon. Then the first egg hopped onto the counter.

Aim. Crack. Cash in.

Point at the counter and your kitchen tool swings on its own. Line up the crowd, catch as many eggs as you can in one swing, and watch shells split and coins spill. Every run lasts until your arm gives out, so make every swing count.

18 very different eggs

Lazy boiled eggs that give you a second wind, soldier eggs that fire shell shards, raptor eggs that charge into the crowd, rotten eggs that leave a gas cloud behind and a sneaky marten that steals your coins. Every egg type levels up the more you crack it.

Pay up or pack up

A new bill lands on the desk every couple of days. Pay it in full, chip away at it, or pay early for a bonus. Let one go too late and the foreclosure papers come out. Every paid bill lets you pick a recipe card that bends the rules of your next runs.

Build your breakfast engine

Spend your cash on a huge skill board: harder hits, sharp hits, longer runs, more eggs, and chain effects like salt showers, domino cracks and a helping sous chef. When things get desperate, Uncle Hamdi the rooster is only a walkie-talkie call away. His loans are fast. His cut is not small.

Features

Short, punchy runs (15-120 seconds) with an auto-swinging kitchen tool: you aim, it cracks

18 egg types with their own behaviour and levels

20 bills to pay, with late fees, early-payment bonuses and foreclosure

A 200+ node skill board and 67 recipe cards to draft

Loans from Uncle Hamdi, charms that survive foreclosure, and a final bill you will not forget

Seven kitchen tools, from Grandma's wooden spoon to the golden ladle

Warm, handmade 3D kitchen full of cartoon eggs