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The Elder Dildo

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Store status
Coming soon
Scheduled release
26 November 2026
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Release date
26 November 2026
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Release date26 November 2026Scheduled by Steam
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Game information

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App ID
5337360
App type
Game
Developer
UBIHARD software
Publisher
UBIHARD software
Supported systems
Windows
Genres
RPG
Release date
26 November 2026
Last player update
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System requirements

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Windows

Minimum
Requirement
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS
64-bit Windows 10 or later
Processor
2.2Ghz Dual Core
Memory
4096 MB RAM
Storage
200 MB available space
Recommended
Requirement
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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About this game

Description

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This World Is Dangerous

You were almost sentenced, but you’ve been given a second chance. The Queen has a problem, and you’re the one who can help her. She suffers from a rare condition - nothing in this world can satisfy her. Will you find the ancient artifact - a magical dildo - and save her from the drudgery of everyday life? Will your mission stand in the way of getting to know the other women who live here more intimately?

Fight, Craft, and Grow!

To survive in this world, you’ll have to defend yourself against aggressive orcs and demons. Even animals can be dangerous here! Craft weapons, hunt with a bow, and cast powerful spells - develop your character by unlocking new abilities in the skill tree.

And Most Importantly

Build relationships with the women, help them with their tasks, and uncover their intrigues. 15 animated scenes await you, during which you can control the pace of intimacy, allowing you to take care of both yourself and your partner.

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