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Steam player data · App 5301990

Trump please calm down

View on Steam ↗Updated 15 Oct · 16:51 UTC
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Store data

UK price
£1.59
US price
Awaiting regional check
Positive reviews
—
Total reviews
0
Release date
15 October 2026
Concurrent players0Most recent successful sample
Today's peak05/144 samples
Tracked peak0Highest retained daily peak
Steam rating—0 reviews
Steam metadata

Game information

Details supplied by the Steam store
App ID
5301990
App type
Game
Supported systems
Windows
Genres
Casual, Indie, Simulation
Release date
15 October 2026
Last player update
15 Oct · 16:51 UTC
Steam store data

System requirements

Supplied by the developer on Steam

Windows

Minimum
Requirement
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS
Windows 11 (64-bit)
Processor
Intel Core i5-8300H @ 2.30 GHz
Memory
8192 MB RAM
Graphics
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti
Storage
1024 MB available space
Recommended
Requirement
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Launch window

Released 15 October 2026 · Tracking from 15 October 2026

SteamWatch’s first observed day and week; tracking can begin after release. Top Sellers is Steam’s revenue ranking, not a sales estimate.

First observed dayIn progress
Player peak
0
Steam reviews
0Rating not recorded
Twitch peak
Not recorded
Price observed
£1.59
Top Sellers
No appearanceNo ranked days

1 player-data day recorded in this window.

First observed weekIn progress
Player peak
0
Steam reviews
0Rating not recorded
Twitch peak
Not recorded
Price observed
£1.59
Top Sellers
No appearanceNo ranked days

1 player-data day recorded in this window.

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Player history

Concurrent players

Peak 0Average 0Latest 0
0011115 Oct 2026, 16:00 UTC15 Oct 2026, 16:00 UTC

24-hour and 7-day views use hourly peaks from ten-minute samples. Longer views use retained daily peaks. Up to 24 recent event markers are shown per layer.

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Long-term history

Monthly players breakdown

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MonthPeakGain% gainAverageAvg % gain
Last 30 days0——0—
October 20260——0—
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About this game

Description

Supplied by the Steam store

Two hands. One desk. A very long workday.

Take control of Donald Trump's unruly hands in a single-player 3D physics comedy. Switch between your left and right hand to juggle calls, paperwork, soda and hairspray while keeping a fictional market afloat.

Every ordinary task can become a disaster

Objects collide, roll away and land where you least expect them. Bring the receiver to your ear, get a can to your mouth and choose the right pen before signing. As stress rises, steady hands become harder to find.

From one post to a whole office of problems

Play through 17 story workdays that introduce new props and events: answer the hotline, fix a ring light, deal with files, swat flies and face unexpected security emergencies. A dangling Powell doll adds its own brand of office chaos.

Make it to the closing bell

Recover between demanding workdays and take on an escalating endless mode. Includes multiple save slots, difficulty options, customizable controls, Steam achievements, leaderboards and cloud saves.

This is a fictional political satire. Its markets and events are playful inventions, not financial information, and the game is not endorsed by any depicted person or institution.

Interface languages

In addition to the interface languages listed on Steam, the game includes Cantonese and Classical Chinese text options. Language support refers to menus and interface text, not full voice acting in each language.

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Screenshots

5 available
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