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AWAITING YOUR HORDERS

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UK price
£5.45
US price
Awaiting regional check
Positive reviews
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Total reviews
0
Release date
17 October 2026
Concurrent players0Most recent successful sample
Today's peak09/144 samples
Tracked peak0Highest retained daily peak
Steam rating—0 reviews
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Game information

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App ID
5280170
App type
Game
Developer
Publisher
Supported systems
Windows
Genres
Action, Indie, Strategy
Release date
17 October 2026
Last player update
17 Oct · 15:31 UTC
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System requirements

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Windows

Minimum
Requirement
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS
Windows HellEven
Processor
Soul X69
Memory
1024 GB RAM
Graphics
3D Voodoo Porcelain Ed.
Storage
666 GB available space
Sound Card
Chiptune FX
VR Support
Your Eyes 1.0
Recommended
Requirement
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Launch window

Released 17 October 2026 · Tracking from 17 October 2026

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Steam reviews
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Twitch peak
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Price observed
£5.45
Top Sellers
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First observed weekIn progress
Player peak
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Steam reviews
0Rating not recorded
Twitch peak
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Price observed
£5.45
Top Sellers
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About this game

Description

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DON'T PRODUCE ARMIES! VOMIT THEM ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

YEP! SIZE MATTERS: YOUR SMALLEST UNIT IS AN ARMY 😏 A 90s base-building RTS. One click: 10,000 to 100,000 soldiers. Up to 1,000,000 on screen.

THEY DON'T WALK. THEY CLIMB.

Piles, heaps and wobbly towers that keep advancing

Only the surface fires. Under fire, the stack melts

One shell: it collapses. Soldiers fly, see stars, get up, fight on

FORMATIONS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST.

7 ground formations. 7 more in 3D. Split, merge, control groups, fog of war. And then these:

STEAMROLLER: your army rolls itself up into a hay bale. Then it rolls over theirs. One bite

WORMHOLE: 6,000 soldiers stand up as a turning hourglass. Two mouths, one throat. Nobody knows where it leads

GIANT: a colossus of 1,441 soldiers, like the human towers at a feria. The rest of the horde cheers at its feet

TRUE FLY: don't drop like flies. 1,000 soldiers take off as a glowing, humming swarm. Enemies run

PLAN EVERY MOVE. MURPHY HAS PLANS TOO.

Hoard 25,000 soldiers and the engineers paint roads on your map. Click the checkpoints, give each one an order: roll up, stand up, dig a moat, have a pint. Schedule the tea break. The enemy won'

BUILD. POWER. PRODUCE ARMIES.

Construction yard, power plant, crystal extractor, barracks

Machine-gun nests, cannons, twin turrets, sandbag walls

10K batches first. 25K, 50K and 100K unlock as your hoard grows

6 horde types: infantry, heavy infantry, scouts on stilts, tanks in 9 models, walkers, engineers

CREATE, MOD, HACK YOUR TANKS!

Stilts over your own infantry, or a Trojan that grows with its cargo, tall or long. Use them to embark not 1 engineer but a complete R&D lab. Don't steal 1 enemy building. Steal the neighborhood! GO

DIRECT CONTROL. KEEP SCROLLING.

Select any horde and keep rolling the mouse wheel. Past the 3D view you drop into top-down, then first person, in the front row. WASD drives the whole army. Tanks fire where you aim, and right-click brings up a sniper scope. For a tank. Roll your infantry into a steamroller and steer it yourself, exactly where it hurts

READ THE FRONT. THEN RUIN IT.

The ground heats up where the lines trade fire. Reinforce there

Every strike hits both sides

AIR RAID: a V of fighters screams over, eight bombs dive in. Or just one: PRECISION DROP

MEGA ERASER: a beam from your HQ. Undo is not available

TERRAFORM. BRIDGE. COLLAPSE.

Raise and dig the ground, within a budget.

BRIDGE: raise a riverbed, march across. Too many boots on it: it drops them in the river

DIG: under theirs

FROM LIMP TO BERSERK.

Every horde has a mood. Rally them. Rest them

Push them too far: they turn. Green. Red eyes. Hungry

Infection spreads on contact. Total infection: game over

MODES (IF YOU ARE STILL READING...)

CAMPAIGN: 15 missions in three acts, Commissar Vask of the Red Concord, a villain who takes himself very seriously, and at least one twist we will not spoil here

SKIRMISH VS AI: Recruit, Veteran, Warlord. 20 to 40 minutes a match

TWITCH MODE: your chat votes !attack !pile !towers for the enemy. Against you. Live

SURVIVAL: bullet hell. One commander, every horde on the map, upgrades between waves

SANDBOX: everything unlocked, no budget. Give every army a route and every checkpoint an order: roll up, dig a moat, have a pint. Press GO. Murphy does the rest

LOOKSMAXXED.

2D pixel art on steroids that went to the wrong surgeon

Scroll past the closest zoom: it stands up. 2.5D. 3D. Real relief, real 3D tanks. Tab switches, F8 locks

Every pixel, the military fanfare and every battle cry generated in code: YAH! HAY! AHY! HYA! YHA?! AYH!!!

F7: THE JUKEBOX. A little radio window, the band's equalizer, one soldier jumping the peaks. We take very good care of our soldiers

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