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- Store status
- Coming soon
- Scheduled release
- 6 October 2026
- Positive reviews
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- Total reviews
- 0
- Release date
- 6 October 2026
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No checkpoints. No saves. No mercy.
One bad jump at 600 metres puts you back on the lawn. That is not a bug. That is the game.
After every fall, the GARDEN OFFICE gets in touch. An official notice, duly served, with a reference number. It knows your name, it knows your altitude — and it knows exactly how often you have failed in that exact spot.
ASCENT PERMIT DENIED. Ref. GA-2026-0417. The site has been surveyed. There are no grounds for appeal.
Every notice is filed in your cabinet. There are hundreds. You do not want to collect them all. You will anyway.
Ten zones from the lawn to the moon — seven with a rule of their own
Spring clouds bounce you back, the wind at the antenna drags you sideways, roof tiles slide out from under you, on the moon you float
Height and distance share one charge — you cannot have them separately
The final jump to the moon has a seven percent timing window
Ten ranks, from Applicant to Moon Clerk with Right of Appeal. Your rank never falls.
Eight characters, thirteen hats, thirteen coats, twelve pogo sticks, sixteen trails — all from chests, all earned
No microtransactions. No purchases. None.
Every fall is recorded automatically, ready to share
Every notice can be saved as an image, with seal and stamp
A daily challenge: the same route for everyone, new every day
Steam currently lists 6 Oct 2026 as the release date.