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- UK price
- £3.90
- US price
- $4.24
- Positive reviews
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- Total reviews
- 0
- Release date
- 9 October 2026
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It all started with the memes...
50 Eagles. 10 Crocodiles. 3 Bears. 7 Bulls. 15 Wolves. 5 Gorillas. 4 Lions. 1 hunter. And 10,000 Rats...
The impossible matchup has spawned thousands of hours of internet debate, heated arguments, hypothetical battle plans, and even a rap song. Along the way, many had suggested: "Someone should make a simulation......."
"Pick Two... they will defend you. The rest are coming to kill you."
Finding one winning combination won't be enough. You'll need to clear the whole grid to progress - which will require choosing your matches wisely: each unit can only be chosen once, and each map has it's advantages and disadvantages. You will earn new weapons and powerups as both you and your enemies grow stronger... as you soon find that the first grid was only the beginning.
Compete in 3 Game Modes:
Campaign Mode: 100 Levels of combat, across 20 unique grids - each with challenges more ridiculous
Arena Match: PvP combat in the Arena, featuring Local Shared Screen 2-Player and Steam Remote Play support.
Simulation Mode: Uses the game's engine as a randomizer, through CPU vs CPU combat.
Note From the Author
*Now before you go plunking down a whole 5 bucks: don't go expecting an A-list title here. We are talking about literally one of the dumbest games of the year, based on an internet meme, compiled by one random guy in his free time. That said... the game is fun as hell and your purchase will go towards food and diapers for our little ones. Your support is very much appreciated!
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|---|---|---|
| 01 | Everybody Gets OneReach ten friendly units with one healing ring | 33.3% |
| 02 | A Respectable Sample SizeComplete 100 Simulation Lab matches. | 16.6% |
| 03 | Batch ProcessingComplete a queued Simulation Lab batch containing at least five different match setups. | 16.6% |
| 04 | Did you know there's a rap song?Seriously... Search "Three Bears and Ten Thousand Rats" on Youtube... | 16.6% |
| 05 | Fine I'll Do It MyselfPersonally deal at least half of your team's damage in a victory | 16.6% |
| 06 | Flawless TierComplete all five levels in a tier without losing | 16.6% |
| 07 | Home Field AdvantageWin where every selected defender receives a map bonus | 16.6% |
| 08 | House RulesWin an Arena match | 16.6% |
| 09 | I Was Supervising | 16.6% |
| 10 | I've Made a Horrible MistakeWin a campaign match on Hard | 16.6% |
| 11 | Lab AssistantComplete a Simulation Lab run and view its results report. | 16.6% |
| 12 | Peer ReviewComplete three repetitions of the same matchup in one Simulation Lab batch. | 16.6% |
| 13 | Pick Two | 16.6% |
| 14 | The First Ten | 16.6% |
| 15 | The Original ArgumentEarn a campaign victory with every unit from the original grid | 16.6% |
| 16 | Welcome to the Arena | 16.6% |
| 17 | A Full Inventory Is a Full Heart | 0.1% |
| 18 | Against the ClockWin a boss fight with fewer than five seconds remaining. | 0.1% |
| 19 | Beyond Reasonable Parameters | 0.1% |
| 20 | Clean LivingComplete a full campaign without arming a powerup | 0.1% |
| 21 | Degenerate Simulation EnthusiastComplete ten randomized CPU-versus-CPU matches | 0.1% |
| 22 | Duck and CoverSurvive Nuclear Destruction in cover and win | 0.1% |
| 23 | Elite ClearanceDefeat all nine bosses in any one elite grid. | 0.1% |
| 24 | Everyone Is InvitedEarn every Arena character unlock | 0.1% |
| 25 | Hard EvidenceDefeat all 180 boss selections on Hard difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 26 | Laser PointerWin an elite-tier campaign match using LaserCats | 0.1% |
| 27 | Let Fate Sort It Out | 0.1% |
| 28 | Maximum Occupancy | 0.1% |
| 29 | Mirror Match | 0.1% |
| 30 | Modern Warfare | 0.1% |
| 31 | No ExceptionsDefeat all 180 boss selections across every tier and elite grid. | 0.1% |
| 32 | No Loose Ends | 0.1% |
| 33 | No Power No ProblemWin an elite campaign match on Hard, without an armed powerup | 0.1% |
| 34 | Occupational HazardEliminate five enemies with one land mine | 0.1% |
| 35 | One Final Experiment | 0.1% |
| 36 | One Hundred Percent Simulated | 0.1% |
| 37 | Peer-Reviewed Violence | 0.1% |
| 38 | Perfect RecordComplete a full campaign without losing | 0.1% |
| 39 | Power CorruptsDiscover every campaign powerup | 0.1% |
| 40 | Random Violence | 0.1% |
| 41 | Randomized Relationship TestComplete a local two-player match with both teams and the map randomized | 0.1% |
| 42 | Repeatable Results | 0.1% |
| 43 | Scientific DisagreementComplete a local two-player match | 0.1% |
| 44 | Second WindWin a boss fight after your health falls below 10%. | 0.1% |
| 45 | Sibling RivalryComplete five local two-player matches in one session | 0.1% |
| 46 | Snake EyesRandomly generate identical teams for both computers | 0.1% |
| 47 | Spoke with the Manager | 0.1% |
| 48 | Standard Operating ProcedureComplete a full campaign on Normal without changing difficulty | 0.1% |
| 49 | Statistically Concerning | 0.1% |
| 50 | The Control GroupComplete a full campaign on Easy without changing difficulty | 0.1% |
| 51 | The Data Has Become Hostile | 0.1% |
| 52 | The Hard TruthComplete a full campaign on Hard without changing difficulty | 0.1% |
| 53 | The House Always WinsComplete twenty-five randomized CPU-versus-CPU matches | 0.1% |
| 54 | The Sample Size Is Growing | 0.1% |
| 55 | The Simulation Has SpokenComplete the campaign | 0.1% |
| 56 | This Requires Further Study | 0.1% |
| 57 | Three Independent StudiesComplete full campaigns on Easy Normal and Hard | 0.1% |
| 58 | Tier 1: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 1, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 59 | Tier 10: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 10, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 60 | Tier 2: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 2, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 61 | Tier 3: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 3, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 62 | Tier 4: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 4, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 63 | Tier 5: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 5, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 64 | Tier 6: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 6, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 65 | Tier 7: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 7, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 66 | Tier 8: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 8, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 67 | Tier 9: Case ClosedDefeat all 18 regular and elite bosses in Tier 9, on any difficulty. | 0.1% |
| 68 | World TourComplete an Arena match on every Arena map | 0.1% |
| 69 | You SavagesComplete a CPU-versus-CPU match with Force Random Select enabled | 0.1% |
1 concurrent players — the highest daily peak recorded at that point.
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