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- Store status
- Coming soon
- Scheduled release
- 9 October 2026
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- 0
- Release date
- 9 October 2026
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The Hexagonal Bureaucracy Awaits Command a massive roster of 27 uniquely stylized, low-poly knights—each tied to their own starter elemental weapon and passive modifier. Laugh through the irreverent lore of the "Hexagonal Table" and find out why the King refuses to commission a heptagon for the rest of the army!
An Evolving Elemental Arsenal Master 6 core weapon mechanics multiplied by specialized elemental variants (Lightning, Fire, Earth, Water, Slime, and Holy Light). Unleash massive frontal blade sweeps, layout continuous defensive damage auras, invoke shattering cosmic star showers, or fire orbs that expand outward in a mesmerizing Fibonacci spiral pattern, leaving lingering status trails.
Break the Horde, Break the Game Level up mid-run and draft from 7 Silver Upgrade Cards to exponentially scale your Damage, Max HP, Regeneration, Pickup Radius, Movement Speed, Projectile Count, and Cooldown Reduction. Build synergies to trigger chaotic chain reactions and completely shatter the 20 enemy mob archetypes before the 15-minute mark.
Key Features:
27 Desbloqueable Characters: A massive progression system tied directly to Steam Achievements and survival challenges.
4 Biomes to Conquer: Venture from the peaceful Meadows into the foggy, freezing snowfields, and the dangerous Void.
Full Controller Support: Tight, responsive arcade twin-stick movement designed out-of-the-box for gamepad or keyboard.
Pure Arcade Thrills: Intensely balanced 15-minute sessions crafted for rapid, addictive runs.
Steam currently lists 9 Oct 2026 as the release date.