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- Coming soon
- Scheduled release
- 16 November 2026
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- 16 November 2026
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Who Gave Them Weapons?! is much more than an auto-battler running on chaotic cartoon logic , filled with unique unit synergies and letting you slay enemies by throwing bees with crazy accuracy .
Enjoy destroying your friends in PVP matches.
Two friends, one computer? No problem, try local multiplayer.
No friends? No problem, try solo challenges.
It’s a battle for victory between historical figures like Cleopatra, Genghis Khan, and Isaac Newton and fictional characters like Merlin, Phantom of the Opera, and Alice (just, in this case, she’s on the battlefield, not Wonderland).
Your squad needs gear, and Who Gave Them Weapons?! serves you dozens of choices of weapons that do not necessarily work as you expect .
Adapt your strategy and item selection based on the unique traits and abilities of each unit . Have them torment enemies with a Ghost on a Stick , bring them to their knees by hitting them with an AK47 , or have them gag from your Bad Breath !
Imagine having to sacrifice your best hero or assassinate an enemy’s unit that causes you the most problems. All is possible, and probably badly timed ( for you, that is ).
NewThe entire UI was reworked from scratch. Now it looks better and is a lot more comfortable to use.Added sound and visual effects to the weapons that had none.You can select your team color in multiplayer.ImprovedBalance changes to the weapons, hats, and challenges. Thank you for all your feedback.Improvements to various VFX.Compendium (Progression section) now displays more information.Auras are now more visible during matches.FixedJoining via code now works correctly.Several small gameplay bugs.Several crash and build stability fixes.
Read full update on Steam ↗NewLocal and Online PvP now have more match settingsItem upgrade paths are now visible in the shop, as a helpful guide to get you startedThe Alchemist boss has brand-new visualsNew VFX and SFX for various weapons and abilitiesImprovedChallenge progression system. Now players must finish the Genesis challenge before unlocking other challengesPotions received a major buffShop refresh prices have been adjustedVarious weapons and general balance adjustmentsFixedFixed fullscreen and resolution handlingFixed event music not playing correctlyFixed item prices incorrectly showing when upgrading an itemFixed shop in different aspect ratio screensFixed a crash that some players were experiencing
Read full update on Steam ↗Weapons and hats are a major part of the gameplay. They provide abilities, stats, and flaws that allow you to build your unit into something exceptional.We do not randomly generate items. All of our items are handcrafted. We want each item to provide a meaningful gameplay change and, when possible, have at least a few different synergies with units, gameplay systems, or other items.We will continue making more and more items, but for now, we feel that around 200 items is the right number for the upcoming demo.
Read full update on Steam ↗Steam currently lists 16 Nov 2026 as the release date.
NewThe entire UI was reworked from scratch. Now it looks better and is a lot more comfortable to use.Added sound and visual effects to the weapons that had none.You can select your team color in multiplayer.ImprovedBa…
NewLocal and Online PvP now have more match settingsItem upgrade paths are now visible in the shop, as a helpful guide to get you startedThe Alchemist boss has brand-new visualsNew VFX and SFX for various weapons and…
Weapons and hats are a major part of the gameplay. They provide abilities, stats, and flaws that allow you to build your unit into something exceptional.We do not randomly generate items. All of our items are handcraf…