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Bald Busters

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Store status
Coming soon
Scheduled release
3 November 2026
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Release date
3 November 2026
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Release date3 November 2026Scheduled by Steam
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Game information

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App ID
4116810
App type
Game
Supported systems
Windows · macOS · Linux
Genres
Casual, Indie
Release date
3 November 2026
Last player update
Awaiting first sample
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System requirements

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Windows

Minimum
OS *
Windows 7/8/10
Processor
1.3GHz Dual-core processor or equivalent
Memory
2 GB RAM
Graphics
Integrated graphics solution or equivalent
Storage
200 MB available space
Recommended
OS
Windows 10
Processor
AMD Ryzen 3 2200G / Intel Core i3-8100
Memory
8 GB RAM
Graphics
AMD Radeon Vega 8 Graphics / NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030
Storage
200 MB available space

macOS

Minimum
OS
macOS 11.0 Big Sur or later
Graphics
Apple Silicon (M1) or Intel Core i3
Storage
200 MB available space

Linux

Minimum
OS
Linux
Processor
1.3GHz Dual-core processor or equivalent
Memory
2 GB RAM
Graphics
Integrated graphics solution or equivalent
Storage
200 MB available space
Recommended
OS
Ubuntu 24 - 64 bit
Processor
AMD Ryzen 3 2200G / Intel Core i3-8100
Memory
8 GB RAM
Storage
200 MB available space
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About this game

Description

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EARTH'S ALBEDO IS GOING OUT OF CONTROL!

After the release of an "Instant Muscle Pill," millions built massive physiques without setting foot in a gym... at the cost of every single hair on their heads. The result? An endless horde of jacked dudes whose shiny bald heads reflect so much sunlight that they are triggering a new Ice Age.

As the planet's sole hair expert, your mission is to hunt down, blast, and regrow hair on these beefcakes before we all freeze to death.

KEY FEATURES

Aggressive Hair Hunting: Fry bald heads gun in hand or deploy your barber squad to plant hair on them while they run along the beach.

Follicular Destruction Arsenal: Obliterate them with Minoxidil blasts, micrograft guns, quantum lasers, and stem-cell bombs that will make them sweat hair.

Absurd Escalation: Glue on cheap toupees and advance to frantic mass transplants to stop the apocalypse.

Comic Style & Unfiltered Humor: Enjoy a beach vibe, panicking sweaty bald guys, and a "heroic" ending.

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